Monday, February 23, 2009

Tale of the Office Chair

Once upon a time a young woman went to work in an office. She found her desk, sat in her chair, familiarized herself with her surroundings. The young lady went diligently to work producing documents, typing, helping the public and a variety of other tasks. As the weeks went by she slipped into a routine that included sitting at her desk in her chair. She began to notice that her shoulders hurt every day during and after work. She tried to adjust her work space, but no relief could she find.

One day she asked the office manager about ergonomic assessments for the work place. The young lady had heard somewhere in the office that they were available. These assessments seemed to be all the rage throughout the work world so she figured she'd try one on for size in an attempt to easy the pain in her shoulders. The office manager scoffed and made snide remarks but finally relinquished the information about getting an assessment. Forward thinking as the young lady was she made the mistake of asking about replacing chairs or purchasing her own. The office manager again laughed and scowled as she responded that the chairs for the upstairs office must match all the others. It was a blatant no that the young professional could not purchase her own chair for fear the public would notice that it did not match the others.

Contemplating her next move the young woman, mulled over her options, jumped through the hoops of bureaucracy to receive her ergonomic assessment, but when the day finally came, the young woman had two days before switched offices, desks, and chairs. Nothing was the same, nor was the situation better. The assessment was given, but no real answers for relief were divulged. Having enough of the run around the young woman did her own research on chairs; she found what appeared to be the answer to her pain.

With the new chair purchased, she brought it to work one day. Eyes and skeptical looks followed her as she walked in with the chair. She ignored them all, went to her desk and started work as usual. When the day came to an end, she assembled her new chair, tried it out and went home. As the week progressed the young woman heard murmurs and chatter about the new chair. She ignored them, wanting only to do her work. Finally a fellow office worker approached her and asked her about the chair and the young woman simply replied that she had solved her shoulder pain problem and found a chair that allowed her to stretch and work on her posture. More questions followed, more skepticism; eventually the murmurs quieted, people left her alone and life returned to normal.

The young woman thought to herself about the strange occurrences and realized:
  • Office people are bored and find anything not routine vastly interesting.
  • Challenging the long term office manager makes for good personal as well as office entertainment.
  • Does it really matter what you sit on as long as you are getting your work done and not in pain?

Moral of the story - A simple chair can cause quite a ruckus in your work place. You have been warned.



2 comments:

Water Walker said...

You rebel! Don't you know that office chairs are a symbol of status and young professionals can't have a cooler chair then cranky old office ladies and stuffy office managers?!?! You've ruined the status quo and now they will have to have better, more comfortable and space-agey chairs!!!

Becca said...

Thanks dude for the hilarious comments but you do realize this is a work of fiction right? ;-)